I went on a vacation with my family to Yosemite National Park. It's a great place, you should go there. But that's beside the point. One night, my wife and I were going out of our hotel at night to look at the stars. They really were beautiful. But on our way back, I noticed there was someone ahead of us on the path. It was a bear.
My wife screamed and I began to clap to scare the bear away. A little farther down the path, we saw three more bears. I started to stamp my feet and wave my arms, and my wife started to yell and scream, but it didn't work. The bears just stared at us. All of a sudden my wife started laughing. "What is it?" I asked.
"They're not bears," she responded. "They're people."
After realizing this we sheepishly continued on our way, alerting the unfortunate travelers that we were not crazy, just we thought they were bears.