Pianos

I like the sound of the piano. I think pianos look alright. But I think they are very dangerous. You see, the piano is made up of several parts, and almost all of them can be used as weapons. The strings, for example, can be removed and used for a variety of terrible purposes. The skin on somebody's finger could get caught between keys and ripped off. Various removable parts could be used to hurt someone or something. Grand pianos, however, are by far the most dangerous of all. When their tops are lifted, a small child could crawl in and get caught (believe me, I've seen it done). The top could come crashing down with enough force to cut of someone's thumb. In all, I think pianos are fine, but grand pianos should be avoided if at all possible.